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Hot Doll | ColorMute

Hot Doll

Tired of your dog humping your leg?  Need an excessively expensive solution that friends are sure to spot in your small apartment and ask you about?  ”Is that a modern dog toy?”  Well, in a way, yeah.  It’s a sex toy, for your dog (dishwasher safe too!!).

Yeah, get’er boy!  Aptly named, “Hot Doll,”  the ergonomical plastic toy comes in two sizes to make sure your dog doesn’t have to feel too emasculated by humping an injection mold fuck toy twice his size.  This pretty puppy is only for the truly devoted pet owner, it takes a loving soul to make sure that the collection cone is kept properly clean for daily usage.  Otherwise you can order fresh ones from their site (and they’re UV resistant!!)  If your not sold from these testimonial dog humping shots, hear what the maker has to say, “Dogs have sexual needs or domination problems, which push them to climb on various object such as cushions, teddy bear, and worst case on legs of you neighbors, guest, postman or your own.  Hot Doll is designed to control this problem. Designed for dog need’s, it’s easy to teach them to use it like you taught them to go outside for their dejections.”  Hear that, no more dejections!  Just demonstrate to your dog how to have sex with this fake dog and it’s off and running!  Only $200!  Sure, you can probably get laid for that amount of money but a lifetime of watching your dog make it with with an expressionless object of rape?  Priceless.

    • chelliephillips
    • November 12th, 2013

    that is so funny

    • Anonymous
    • March 28th, 2014

    What if it’s not working for some dogs??? So what with the toy?? Have to give back a box or throw in the trash??

    • coretta walker
    • May 6th, 2014

    Is this sex toy for dogs available Now because my dogs need one

    • Disgusted
    • December 9th, 2014

    You’ve got to be kidding me, right??? A sex toy for dogs? Pretty sick

    • karen vasquez
    • December 14th, 2014

    How do I order one in the us?

    • Gypsy
    • February 16th, 2015

    Omg, my Frenchi has been humping my cat since he was three months. He’s seven months now. He gets pretty rough, I’m so tired of peeling him off. I don’t want to get him fixed, it will make him fat and lazy and I eventually want to mate him. But jeez, in the meantime he is making me nuts!! He needs this toy, doll whatever.

    • Lynn
    • June 26th, 2015

    Wait…so is there a hole in the bum of the toy?? hahahah

    • China
    • December 17th, 2015

    Where can I purchase one for my lab.

  1. How can i order

    • Chico
    • January 26th, 2016

    Hotdollfordog.fr or.com it is very pricey for polyurethane. A vender for the U.S would be great!

    • Abi
    • March 17th, 2016
    • Laurent
    • May 20th, 2016

    Je suis éducateur canin je trouve ça complètement débile car votre chien sera de plus en plus exciter. J’ai deux berger australien mâle non castré j’ai aucun problème avec eux alors qu’ils ont tous les deux 3 ans juste un seule a eu l’expérience de saillir une femelle et j’ai remarqué aucun changement. Je suis d’accord leur adolescences à était difficile mais suffit que votre chien soit bien éduqué et vous pouvez toujours le faire castré.Mais ceci calmera votre chien pour 2 jour puis après faut qu’il ce défoule. Je vous déconseille cet achat car vous ne pouvez pas savoir le nombre de liquide que votre chien va déverser sur votre sol.
    Bon bah voilà à plus

    • Fellisia
    • July 16th, 2016

    I need one for my dog. I mean 2

  2. great publish, very informative. I ponder why the other specialists of this sector do
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    I’m sure, you have a great readers’ base already!

    • Noal
    • May 1st, 2017

    I so need one of these. It may even help me decide whether to get myself a dog or not.

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